An e-mailer writes: “Shatner’s Star Trek movie probably didn’t work for the uncommitted, but it had much to offer fans of the original show; more than any other movie, it resembled an episode of the TV series, so lots of nostalgia value. Special effects were disappointing (a further nod to the series!), but Jerry Goldsmith supplied the best score in any of the movies. Give it a break. Live long and prosper.”

That’s like saying Hasselhoff’s best work is his “Hooked on a Feeling” rather than his brilliant performance in “Baywatch Nights”! Seek psychiatric help immediately!