From a reader:

Jonah:
Just thought you’d like to know I just contributed to the NRO Legal Defense Fund. I thought of that Simpsons episode Missionary: Impossible where Homer tried to pledge $10,000 to end the PBS pledge drive. It was the one that featured Betty White:
Betty White: And if you watch one minute without contributing, you’re a thief! A common thief!
PBS Man: Okay, Betty White, calm down.
Betty White: I’m sorry. It’s just that these thieves make me so damn mad. You know who you are- THIEVES!
Maybe you should use that as a fundraiser: “And if you read one minute of NRO without contributing, you’re a thief! A common thief!”