I cannot reveal the name for legal reasons (evidently escaped from state-mandated psychiatric treatment facility ), but one of NRO’s writers has just e-mailed this note to me: “Been watching the Mars stuff? I’m not surprised by the problems.It’s the

Martians. You see they have been living underground since Mars Warming,

but they are mighty ticked off by all these bits of metal crawling

across their front door ————–yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah”