I come from Detroit, which is the only place in America where you need to drive south in order to get to Canada.

Have you heard how Canada got its name? (Lame joke alert! Lame joke alert!) Long ago, the original settlers were sitting around a campfire discussing what they should call their new country. So they wrote down letters on slips of paper, threw them into a hat, and started drawing them out. The first to come out was the letter C. So the guy said, “C, eh?” Next came, “N, eh?” Then finally, “D, eh?”