I’m kidding. I’m kidding. But, according to CNN, four female senators–Barbara Boxer, Mary Landrieu, and Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe–have jumped on Arlen Specter’s ridiculous America-needs-Sandra-D-to-be-chief-justice shtick. “It would be a win-win for women!” Torie Clark just said on CNN, at the prospect that Bush appoint a women to replace O’Connor and make her chief justice. Yeah, every woman in America will be tuned in for that Lifetime Special Party. I’ll start making the cosmos now.