I just received an email ad for MLB All Star “game-used dirt.”

Do people really buy this?

UPDATE: From a reader:

I am a consultant in the bottled water industry and I had a guy call the other day to ask about bottling the melted ice at Madison Square Garden for hockey fans. Imagine the stew of blood, sweat, metal tailings, dirt, and the rest mixed into that mess ? Imagine someone buying it??

Jeez o’Pete! What’s next? Cupcake sprinkles from ground-up basketballs that LeBron has dribbled?