Derb – Please take this in the spirit it was meant. From Poppa Goldberg:

Derb cites the old cliche that nothing rhymes with “orange.” For decades I have pointed out to those foolish enough to listen that the solution to this is “Not so far, Inge.” William Inge is the famous playwright (now dead) — Picnic, Come Back Little Sheba, The Dark at the Top of the Stairs, etc. I leave it to Derb – if he wishes – to create the poem or dialogue around this phrase….[I think] It is a better rhyme than the one he chose, which depended on spelling more than sound.