How many times have you said to yourself, What this country really needs is a time-travel love story movie set against the backdrop of the Holocaust and starring someone with the gravitas and chops of Britney Spears? For me, the answer is, Almost as many times as I’ve said America needs a screwball buddy movie involving Cheech and Chong pot humor, CHUDS and the Cambodian killing fields.

Well, Britney Spears is taking care of the first, now all we need is for Carrot Top and Antonio Banderas to get busy and read the script I sent them.