It’s not over! Keep partying!

—Jan. 25: Burns Night.

You can get a fine haggis from Camerons or several other stateside suppliers of that wonderful British food.

And don’t let your enthusiasm be dampened by Niall Ferguson’s recent call

for the abolition of Scotland.

—Jan. 29: Chinese new year. Welcome the year of the dog with a

feast of… well, I refer you to your Chinese acquaintances for

suitable suggestions. Boris is planning to spend the entire holiday hiding under the deck.