Drat those readers: “‘None of his [Cawcin’s] poems has been turned into a

musical by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.’—Bevis Hillier, 1996. ‘Although, in

Hemingway’s favor, it must be said that at least none of his books was ever

made into a fourth-rate musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber!’ John Derbyshire,

2003. Hmmm.” Guess I remembered more of Hillier’s piece than I knew.

However, no-one has yet claimed me as a major poet. (Though this may change

after my next offering on NRO…)