So, if Derb took a ”bucketful of Benadryl” sometime ”last night” and was “totally zonked out” until “12:30 pm” (see his 1:08 pm posting), then how do we explain the fact that he claims the first Corner posting of the day at 7:46 am today? Sounds to me like he’s trying clumsily to create an alibi for a crime committed sometime earlier today, but–like all criminal masterminds–has been tripped up by his own vanity, being unable to resist the first-posting prize. The NYPD should check the morgues for intelligent-design-believing NRO colleagues.