For a chuckle from the New Frontier of Desperation, this is how sunny Dennis Kucinich is handling the no-chance question in a Washingtonpost.com chat:

Indianapolis, Ind.: How do you feel about the lack of media attention your campaign is generating in comparison to candidates such as Dean and Clark, and how do you think it will impact your chances of winning this election?

Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich : The media is now covering the story of the media not covering our campaign so I think we are about to get a surge of coverage.