Raccoons seem to have launched a new front in the critter war for Western civilization. The Shiites to the squirrel Sunnis, they have become very aggressive killing at least 10 cats and kidnapping one dog. Fortunately — for them — they launched their insurgency in a Blue State so it has yet to occur to anybody that these raccoons can, you know, be shot. Cosmo is keeping a close eye on developments. An excerpt from a pretty amazing story:

Problem wildlife coordinator Sean Carrell of the state Department of Fish and Wildlife called the situation “bizarre, weird.”
“I’ve never heard a report of 10 cats being killed. It’s something we’re going to have to monitor,” he said. He added that they may have to bring in trappers from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
The problem got so bad that residents Kari Hall and Tamara Keeton even started a Raccoon Watch after having an emotional neighborhood meeting attended by about 40 people.
“It was a place for people to mourn and cry,” Hall said.
At the meeting, they encouraged people to stop feeding the raccoons. They also decided to keep their pets and pet food inside. And they decided to carry pepper spray to drive off raccoons that attack again.
Keeton and Pam Corwin have decided to have “cat coops” built so their pets can go outside and have some room to roam, with protection.
It’s not just cats being attacked. Five raccoons actually ganged up on and carried off a little dog, who survived.
One thing that makes these raccoons scary is they have no fear. One neighbor threw firecrackers at them to try to scare them off, and it didn’t even bug them, Hall said.
“It’s a new breed,” Keeton said. “They’re urban raccoons, and they’re not afraid.”
“There’s one really big bad dude,” she added.
“He was the biggest raccoon I’ve ever seen. He was a monster,” added Tony Benjamins, whose family has had two cats killed.
The raccoons are so bold they bit Lisann Rolle when she tried to fling three of them off of her cat, Lucy.
“I was watching her like a hawk, but she snuck out,” Rolle said of Lucy. “Then I heard this hideous sound – a coyote-type high pitch …
“It was vicious. They were focused on ripping her apart.”
Lucy had been a member of the family for seven years. Rolle received rabies shots as a precaution.
Rolle still gets upset talking about it.
“I’m afraid of them,” she said of the raccoons. “I carry an iron pipe with me” when I go out at night, she added.
’They were so cute’
Kim and Tony Benjamins are still mourning the killing of their favorite cat, Novalee. She was ripped to pieces, and it was hard to identify her.
“I see Kim sit by Novalee’s grave in their front yard every day … talking or just being with her kitty,” Keeton said.
Tony Benjamins said that in previous years, raccoons would come within 5 feet of cats with no problems.
“We used to love the raccoons. They’d have their babies this time of year, and they were so cute. Even though we lived in the city, it was neat to have wildlife around.”
But this year, things changed.
“They went nuts,” he said of raccoons. “We got a dog” – a German shepherd-Rottweiler mix – to scare them away.
Hall, her husband and a neighbor actually helped save one cat’s life.
“We were right there trying to get him off the cat,” she said. “The cat was screaming, and the raccoon was ferocious. My husband and a neighbor grabbed a shovel and a bat, and they were waving them until it took off. It was scary.”