From a reader:

So, wait, are you saying you don’t find “Abdoulaye Wade” just rolls off the tongue? “Yoweri Museveni”?
Of course, I eagerly await the day Bush pronounces Botswana’s president’s name “Festus Mogae.”
Since the pres. disappointed me by never saying “monkeypox,” I’m hoping for a really rich “Festus.” Mmmmmmmmmm. Festus.