Was hugely popular among readers. Original post here. Some feedback on what the appropriate response would be:

Emo Phillips has a spawn?_____ I am going to drive home the long way, with lots of sudden starts and stops, to do my part in warming the planet and killing off that terrible child.

Lots and lots of Star Wars references. Here are two:

____ Wouldn’t the appropriate response be, “Only a Sith deals in absolutes?”____ Uh
I think the proper response to that angry kid is:
Yessss
Give in to your anger.
Yield to the dark side.

And this is the one I agree with most:

Hoy boy, that’s good stuff. It’s one of those rare gems so perfect in absurdities that you risk spoiling the whole moment by getting specific with commentary. Sort of like when someone asks me what I didn’t like about the Family Stone. Sort of like Captain Euro. Sssshhh. Just savor.