Alas, Ben Smith didn’t have room in his Tweet to give the full color of her remarks. I imagine they went something like this:

“Greeting Bostonians and other residents of this state which I know how to spell. Thank you for gathering here amidst this precipitation. I find your loyalty and enthusiasm very encouraging. Intelligent carbon-based life forms do not to expose themselves to this sort of climate. That is why my opponent spends so much time in sports activity parking areas while we congregate around public libraries. Ha ha ha. I laugh at his disregard for the germs of those who frequent such areas. I for one do not share that disregard so I am going to return to my automobile. Please remain here and display your very encouraging support for those issues I have endeavored to associate with my campaign.”