I have no reason to doubt that Derb’s thoughts and actions regarding all women are legal in all states. However, his notion that the female form declines so precipitously after 20 that a woman of Jennifer Aniston’s age is no longer view-worthy is clearly and completely bat-poo crazy. Do time and gravity take their toll on all of us? Of course. But the streets of my beloved Southern California are liberally sprinkled with many thirtysomething and fortysomething women who, dare I say, might be worthy of Derb’s gaze.