Mark, talk about burying the lede in that Compton story. How could you fail to mention that, as part of this lawsuit, the mayor pro tempore of an American city of 100,000 people was deposed on the size of her “booty” as it relates to her racial identity and thus her ability to govern.

Compton City Councilwoman Janna Zurita owes her Hispanic last name to a grandmother from Spain, whom she never met. Zurita considers her mother black and said her father “wants to be black” even though he “looks Latino.”
Zurita, the mayor pro tem of Compton, sometimes jokes with her sister about their racial roots.
“She always tells me I look just like a Mexican: flat booty, straight hair. You know, just all kind of – how Mexicans used to look. You know, now they have big booties,” Zurita said in a legal deposition in November. “You know, little jokes about it.”

What’s the analogue to phrenology here? Glutealogy?