I wouldn’t even know where to begin. A lot of stuff I best not relive–it might encourage more of it. I quoted from The Simpsons (and linked to news of the movie to come) and broke the Star Trek ban–even did timewasters. And a lot more, some of which, again, we best not get into. Suffice it to say, you were missed. (And don’t bring up Katie Holmes or her man or Brad Pitts’ hair color. We’ve been there, done that. And WHATEVER you do–don’t bring up Ground Zero and Mike Bloomberg in JPod or Stuttaford’s presence. Don’t. Just–stop–don’t think about it. No.)