Jonah:

A) I get a lot of “geez, you’re up early” mail. Much of the time, I

am up pretty early, usually around 5. It’s how I fit in

Corner-posting with my life of fighting crim– er, writing for a TV

show. Sometimes, like this instance, it’s a thing I wrote last night

that just gets posted at the crack of dawn by the posting elves. (I

honestly have no idea how things work.)

B) They are so giant mice. It says so in the article, which was

written by an actual newspaper person, who works for something called

AFP, which I trust completely, especially when it suits me. Sez the

mice are three times the size of regular, and that qualifies as giant

in my book.

C) You see the problem as the mice. I see the problem as the birds.

All birds, not just the superintelligent talking ones.

When I see superintelligent talking mice, then we’ll need cats, sure, but they

have their issues, too. For now, let the mice do their thing, and be

glad we have an ally.