You’re right, we don’t share that pet peeve. My complaints are more with man than his best friend — like that I waited through the end credits for John Cusack to be funny… should have just watched High Fidelity on TBS.

UPDATE: Good point:

One may watch High Fidelity to watch John Cusack being funny, but you wind up laughing at Jack Black the whole time.
(Quick, name 5 other movies where the second banana is funnier/better than the lead.)

Sadly, Jack Black was not in Must Love Dogs.

But Jack Black isn’t a sure bet — he also wasn’t able to save The Holiday. But no mere mortal could.