Jonah, re all these “fishy” people “just below the surface” spreading “disinformation” through “casual conversation” (in the words of Macon Phillips, Chief Commissar of the General Directorate of the Hopenstasi . . . whoops, I mean Director of New Media) . . .

Anyway, why can’t we have a cash-for-clunkers-type deal for turning in overly conversational neighbors? Cash-for-casuals? Wouldn’t that both stimulate the economy and solve the, ah, “disinformation” problem?

From the CC-ing I’ve been getting, I’m pleased to see many readers have volunteered their applications to [email protected]. While you’re at it, why not forward it to [email protected] so they’ll know who to delete from the voter rolls?

P.S. I do have a vague concern that by publicizing [email protected] and opening up their inbox to the global spambots we may be encouraging Obama to embark on a health-care “reform” plan premised on knock-off Viagra funded by Nigerian dictators’ widows.