A scandalized reader writes:

“Derb—Pullleeeesee, as the Municipal Prosecutor in an mid sized west Texas town it saddens me to see you display such insensitivity. After all, your recent post regarding ’shoplifting’ was disrepectful to those chosing an alternative shopping lifestyle. I deeply respect you and your writing but am truly hurt that you would make such Kleptonormative comments. Saddened but still faithful…”