“Mr. Derb—Why use the harsh term ’shoplifter’? Shouldn’t we say

’undocumented possessor’? Since most of the main stream media doesn’t want

to say ‘illegal alien’ and instead says ‘undocumented worker,’ I am just

waiting for someone to claim, ‘Gee officer you’re mistaken. This is my DVD

player. But I don’t have a receipt cause I’m the undocumented

possessor.’—Texas Mom”