“Derb—I take you at your word that you’re building a treehouse, sir – but

I have to say, in its current state of completion and with the ropes

dangling down, there’s more than a hint of the gallows about the whole

contraption.”

Well, it **is** intended to be a tree house; but as a strong believer in

capital punishment, I am willing to lease the structure out for short

periods to any jurisdiction that has an interest…