I think the below letter includes a memorably good line — see if you agree:

Dear Jay,
You talk about The Nutcracker in your column today. Well, I recorded the Bolshoi Ballet’s version this year to watch with my kids. My eleven-year-old daughter has always loved it, and I was excited for my four-year-old son to share in the fun. After a few minutes, he was already fidgeting. Sensing that I was losing the battle, I told him of the fight between the Nutcracker and the Rat King and fast-forwarded to the scene. He watched for about a minute, turned to me, and said, “That’s not fighting, that’s dancing,” and walked out. I guess I don’t have a future Baryshnikov . . .

Maybe not, but what a phrasemaker! “That’s not fighting, that’s dancing.” Seriously.