Derb, I’ve sent Rich to a “Gentleman’s Preserve” where they will clean his birds while he eats lunch and pack them on ice for the drive home. All he’ll have to do is pop them in the oven when he gets home.

And, avoid shooting the guide’s dog. That is a capital offense in West Virginia and due process takes place right there in the field.

And Rich, if that happens, make sure they send my gear back to me (a variation of the Spartan “With Your Shield or On It)….cleaned please.