State officials hound citizens for gay sex in England! It figures that it would happen on state-owned train lines! Get this news to that Fred Phelps guy, maybe we can get him to harass state-run mass transit instead of grieving military families. From the Sun:

SHOCKED Paul Neal was chased through a train by a gay ticket inspector who dropped his trousers and begged him for a kiss. Passengers watched stunned as the terrified teacher desperately tried to get away from the randy railman.
Paul, 27, leapt off at the next stop only for the pervert to do the same — running after him and pleading for a sordid romp in a platform toilet.