My state has one of the least worst education systems in the nation, but even so:

WOLFEBORO, N.H. — An English teacher is being closely monitored at Kingswood Regional High School after administrators said she assigned an inappropriate essay topic to her students.
Jack Robertson, superintendent of the Governor Wentworth Regional School District, said the teacher asked students to respond to the question: “If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth..?”
“While on the one hand, I appreciate her interest in trying to get kids to write, there are other topics and there are more appropriate prompts that could create that same kind of interest,” Robertson said.

It’s come to something when what were once perfectly routine recess activities now have to be taught as part of the curriculum.

(P.S. Speaking of micturition, is this the oddest poem ever written by an American president?)