After being panned during its first run in 2006–07, the Amnesty Follies are scheduled for a return engagement. Director Chuck Schumer couldn’t find anyone else, so he’s had to cast the part of John McCain with his understudy, Lindsey Graham, the nation’s Worst Republican Senator. This on its own will likely doom the remake, even if we weren’t headed for 10 percent unemployment. Even executive producer Barack Obama acknowledges the likelihood of failure, and has yet again kicked the can down the road, delaying opening night til at least next year. The open-borders fan base is going to start getting ticked off with The One.