A few days ago, I invited female readers of NRO to submit celebrity names

for the above qualification. Report: We are all over the place here. The

only person so far with more than three votes is Tommy Lee Jones. Good

grief! As I anticipated, there were several votes for Dick Cheney and Don

Rumsfeld, all of which missed the point: I want UGLY guys who are sexy.

Rudy Giuliani counts–he’s definitely ugly–but only got one vote. Jonah

Goldberg got one–no comment. Nobody voted for me, which is distressing. I

know I’m ugly; now I also know I’m not sexy. Another crushing blow. And

who is David Thewlis?