So, Mr. President, let me just check that I’ve got this right.

Illegal immigrants are good people. It’s terrible that they have to “live

in the shadows.” They’re doing work Americans won’t do — Just trying to

put food on their families. They are vital to the U.S. economy. Right?

HOWEVER — if I employ one of these good, hard-working,

vital-to-our-economy, oppressed people off the books, I have committed such

a gross violation of ethics that I cannot possibly serve in your

administration.

Is that right? And if it is wrong of me, or presumably any other American,

to employ an illegal immigrant as a nanny, then how are these people

supposed to attain the American dream to which they so rightly and valiantly

aspire?