Tom Ridge appeared on all three morning shows this morning, since we’re still in Orange Alert. But the nets were more excited about the wedding (and coming annulment) of Britney Spears. ABC dwelled on it lovingly. Leftists can’t plausibly claim that corporate ownership equals right-wing bias, but they can plausibly claim that corporate ownership can equal a bias toward celebrity “news.”

Do you think Britney was too uh, drunk to say “um” on the altar? Or did she just say “Hit me baby, one more time?”