Since I’m still alone, from a reader:

If you can stomach another Simpson’s food quote, I can’t believe no one has mentioned my favorite:
Flanders wins tickets to the big football game between Springfield and Shelbyville on a radio contest. Homer hears and immediately jumps off the couch and looks up to curse God.
Homer: “Oh, God, why do you mock me?”
[enter Marge with broom in hand]
Marge: “Homer, that’s not God. That’s a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling.”
[Marge knocks down waffle with broom. Waffle falls into Homer’s hands]
Homer [to waffle]: “I know I should not eat thee, but……..[takes bite]….Mmmmmm…..Sacrilicious”