I am actually surprised that this took as long as it did to appear: “Straight Eye for the Gay Guy.”

HOME DÉCOR. The basics: Don’t buy so much breakable crap. If it’s delicate, it’s a threat. Straight guys like stuff that can take an errant basketball and all you have to do is pick it up and put it back. Extra points if it’s stain resistant. Or just colored so you can’t tell.

(via GeekPress).