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Gents,
Now that “Chimp Weaponization” has begun, it will now be visited by:
The UN – For unilateral de-weaponization
Liberals – Funding for de-weaponization, sensitivity training, studies, research, etc.
PETA – To determine the pro’s and con’s of Weaponized Chimps
Iran – To see if Chimps can be further weaponized, and trained to make nuclear weapons, IED’s, etc.
Hillary Clinton – Another voting block, and special interest group
John Edwards – Possible legal representation
and of course
NRA – to protect the Chimp’s 2nd amendment rights.

ME: And there’s this from Red State:

DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE MEMBERS DISCUSS THE PARTY’S PLAN TO RETIRE MOST WEAPONS SYSTEMS IN FAVOR OF A “FASTER, SIMPLER, MORE CHEWABLE” OPTION OF BRINGING NEW ARMS TO THE BATTLEFRONT.