Well, yes, Jonah, I suppose the message in “School of Rock” is a tad…subversive. But my kids were well-insulated. About twenty minutes into the movie, I simply asked aloud, “Could this ever happen at St. Ray’s?”

“No way, Dad,” the kids replied, laughing at the very idea. “Sister Ann Bernard would never allow it.”

From that point on, the movie was simply a gorgeous farce.