My daughter is becoming increasingly confident in her opinions. This morning, on the drive to school, she assurred me that “Everybody wonders what their forehead tastes like.”

I laughed and then responded that I think it’s true that nobody knows what their forehead tastes like, but I’m not sure that everybody wonders about it.

She thought about this for a moment. Then replied, “Well, I wonder about it.”

Update: From a reader:

Giraffes know what their foreheads taste like.

Maybe so. But giraffes don’t have vocal chords. Perhaps God intended it that way so giraffes could never tip anyone off about what their foreheads taste like.