My wife picked up our six year old daughter from school yesterday. Apparently Lucy (or “Louie” as we often call her) had her first test, which is very exciting because she thinks taking tests and having homework are hallmarks of being a big kid.

Mommy: “How was school?”
Lucy: [Very enthusiastic] “Mommy! we had a test today!”
Mommy: “Really?!”
Lucy: “Yeah!”
Mommy: “What was it on?”
Lucy: [deadpan serious, and a little condescending] “A piece of paper.”