In Michigan’s remote Upper Peninsula, a group of 50 people paid $300 apiece to search for Bigfoot with the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, according to the Detroit News. These crypto-zoologist wannabes even claim to have heard a “low-pitched howl” in the woods. The president of the BFRO says that there are thousands of shy and nocturnal Bigfeet–up to 11′ tall and weighing 2000 lbs.–roaming around North America. His group is sponsoring additional tours in New Mexico and Utah.

The BFRO president’s name is Matthew Moneymaker. I am not kidding.