(Come on, Kathryn. Allow me one per week. This one isn’t even mine.)

From a .mil reader in the South:

“Derb—There are lots of lawnmowers in the Home Depot near my house. All

sizes, from largish riding lawnmowers down to the spinning curved blade

thingy that lets you get some exercise while feeling virtuous about not

burning any fossil fuels. They have even started carrying John Deere mowers!

“It may be a Southern thing. Unlike some of ya’ll up there, we don’t feel

degraded by doing manual labor ourselves. (Georgia has manual labor, Long

Island has Manuel labor – get it???)”