Love spray being developed by scientists.

Excellence in Educashun.

It’s almost here — Squirrel Appreciation Day. [Like Hell! — Cosmo]

Worlds Largest Sand Carpet and Intriguing Sand Art.

Duct tape which is “ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant, and stainless steel industries.”

Bailout of the Adult Entertainment Industry?

84 year old woman banned from driving … until the year 3000.

New York Man Arrested for Posing as Doctor and Convincing People To Given Themselves Rectal Examinations. [Isn’t that what we could have expected from a president Howard Dean? — JG]

With the stock market in a tailspin and home values dropping, demand for breast implants is sagging, too.

Have a rumpologist read your bottom. Related — Why big bums are good for you.

9 year old boy gets an attacking pit bull in a choke hold. And a 70 year old woman holds a robber at gunpoint.

Politically correct parents ditch ‘offensive’ traditional fairy tales.

The Pumpkin Helmet.