Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Okay, okay, there’s not much danger of that.

But, also, don’t hate me because this Timewaster is dangerously addictive. Arguably the most addictive since the zombie shootout. I can’t explain how to play, really, but it’s actually pretty obvious once you dork around with it for a minute. Some of you will no doubt be immune to its beguiling satisfactions. But others, I’m afraid may end up being docked a day’s pay because of it.