Danica Patrick sticks it to President Bush in the heart of red-state sports! Did you miss the NYTimes Title IX rant by Selena Roberts? Thank goodness Title IX has saved all those high-school and college auto-racing programs or that fourth-place finish would have never been possible. And President Bush wants to crush the hopes and dreams of girls racing Ken in their Barbie Dream Cars right now. Outrageous! (Less sarcastic commentary on the current Bush-admin T9 policy here.)