From a $50 NRO contributor:

’Twas the night before Xmas And the Review was on line With the banter of Jonah And the humor of Steyn When K-Lo and Lowry And Victor and Jim Started to raise An incredible din Poor Nancy’s defeated Her health bill’s no more It was soundly defeated When brought to the floor So O gets no present For the hour is late But here is my 50 Glad I could donate

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