Now this one I like: “The concept of ‘failure’ should be removed from the British education system and be replaced with ‘deferred success,’ according to a motion being considered by a teaching union. The proposal has been tabled for the forthcoming annual conference of the Professional Association of Teachers in Buxton on July 25.”

I knew I wasn’t the loser everyone tells me I am. I’m just a deferred winner!

You can apply this wonderful concept all over. The USA isn’t being swamped with illegal aliens — it’s just deferred enforcement. The Yankees aren’t in the tank, they’re just going for a deferred pennant. The Iraqi Army…

oh, never mind.