Yesterday I saw Daybreakers, the new vampire movie. My snap review is similar to Jonah’s: Cool premise, lousy plot.

It’s hard to watch a vampire film without looking for metaphors — about STDs, AIDS, or whatever. Daybreakers seemed to want to make a point about Big Oil or pharmaceutical companies, at least when it wasn’t trying to become a movie about humans who turn into vampires who turn into zombies, or humans who turn into vampires who undergo Frankenstein’s monster experiments. Also, did you know that when you shoot vampires with crossbow bolts, they explode into bloody chunks of undead flesh? That was news to me.

Anyway, I’ve totally, officially had it with vampires. They need to crawl back into their coffins for a while and give the rest of us a break. Are you suffering from vampire fatigue, too? Or do you love their pop-culture ubiquity? Sound off here.