“Lucky?” How about victimized by an AWOL commander in chief? Has the president been to your house yet? Has he personally vowed to do whatever it takes to get the smoke out of your air? Did he promise to put you up in one of Saddam’s old palaces, in our colony, Iraq? No, he hasn’t, has he? I suspect he’s been too busy right now trying to find a way to put more reporters in jail now that Judy is out. Whatever he’s doing, you are an American, Warren, and you should not be treated this way.