You may mock, Jonah, but I, for one, am glad that the UN is getting ready for our imminent alien visitors (or that someone is anyway: your reader makes a good point about the United States’ sovereign rights in this respect).

Why? Well, this is from today’s Daily Mail:

A group of retired U.S. Air Force officers are set to reveal how extraterrestrial visitors have tampered with American nuclear weapons. The six former officers, and one other enlisted man, will break their decades-long silence on the matter at a press conference in Washington on Monday. The men are expected to describe the ongoing and disturbing intervention of UFOs at nuclear weapon sites, including examples of how several missiles inexplicably malfunctioned while unidentified disc-shaped object hovered nearby.

We have been warned.