As America’s reputation is sullied in the press and we find ourselves losing the battle for the hearts and minds of the world community, it should be remembered that we’re really good at air guitar. Tonight in Los Angeles, it’s the official US Air Guitar Championships.

From the website: “In our first two years, Air Guitar USA produced back to back world champions: Brooklyn’s David “C-Diddy” Jung, and his protege MiRi “Sonyk-Rok” Park. Got what it takes to make it a three-peat?”

Do we? Do we have what it takes? I can only pray that we do.

(Thanks, Craig.)